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'Ware ye timid of heart... we'll be showin' pictures of dangly bits hereabouts. Ye'll be amazed. Now would be the time to pull up that chair and pour a tad bit o' somthin' soothin'... settle back and enjoy the show... and allow us to tout our wares. Once ye've seen what's we has to offer, we be thinkin' ye'll establish a need to seek us out and perhaps even partake of a modicum of our offerings. When we knows where we'll be, then ye'll be knowin', to boot.
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The pictures aren't ready yet. We'll put them up soon. Hopefully you'll see something you'd like, and will seek us out at one of the faires - or even contact us about a Custom Order!
Although we don't sell from the site with e-commerce, we do plan to list our faire schedule (once we've figured it out!) so you can find us and (hopefully) BUY from us. And of course you can ask about our Custom Orders.
Until then, here's the full version of that pretty picture of a cluster of dangly bits that appears in the background there on the left - it's a whopper, so be sure to scroll all the way down.
Thank you for staying to the bottom of the page. Did we mention that we do Custom Orders?